iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

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lookingfortheman:

allmagicomeswithaprice:

damn right

Hahahaha !!! She is so intelligent !!!

lookingfortheman:

allmagicomeswithaprice:

damn right

Hahahaha !!! She is so intelligent !!!

lookingfortheman:

I want your kisses in the morning, in the afternoon and at night…

lookingfortheman:

I want your kisses in the morning, in the afternoon and at night…

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

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paleblueribbons:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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I’m in pain I laughed so much.

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(x)

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chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

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kpoptrollogy:

proper way to eat pizza

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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